Alcohol Sayings Collection
Alcohol Sayings Collection
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!
-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been taking it for years."
-Tallulah Bankhead
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemmingway
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humprey Bogart
"I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's"
-Dave Dutton
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
-Homer Simpson
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
-Frank Sinatra
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
-Abraham Lincoln
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
-Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
-Oscar Wilde
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
-Mark Twain
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!
-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck
"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been taking it for years."
-Tallulah Bankhead
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemmingway
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humprey Bogart
"I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's"
-Dave Dutton
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
-Homer Simpson
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
-Frank Sinatra
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
-Abraham Lincoln
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
-Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
-Oscar Wilde
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
-Mark Twain
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